The Enemies of Real Americans whine that a lot of the banned so-called authors are Latinos, Blacks, and LGBTQ people - which is about right, since they’re the ones attacking America.įerdinand the bull doesn’t act very manly - he never charges at anything!īut normal white people are at it, too. DeSantis simply wants the precious (white) children of Florida to be happy, untroubled by the way (Black) people just can’t get over it already, and confusion about who gets to wear a dress. Ron DeSantis, the CRT sniffers at Moms for Liberty, and county school board members who last read a book in 1996, literature dealing with inappropriate subjects such as the rumored presence of people on this continent before Columbus was directed by God to discover us, Thomas Jefferson having sex with a 15 year-old, lynching, police shootings of unarmed folks who happen to be Black, immigrants whipped at the border, women wanting abortions, and other books that undermine normal families with one (cookie-baking) mommy and one (bread-earning) daddy, little girls who love Barbie and little boys who play with guns will be outlawed. Never a single word about the slaves singing happily in the cotton fields.īut thanks to Gov. Our so-called educators never present the positive side of our proud 400-year history of genocide and racism. Don’t let these “woke” teachers even mention 1619: it’s all a damn lie.Įven worse, schools force decent (white) high schoolers, accidentally finding themselves in a library, to walk past trash like Yaa Gyasi’s “Homegoing,” which is about some kidnapped Africans who end up in Alabama, or Toni Morrison’s “Beloved,” a novel with a bunch of ex-slaves bellyaching and a ghost who likes to have sex. The only dates that matter to real Americans are 1492, 1776, and 1980 (the year the Blessed Ronald Reagan ascended to the Oval Office). comes home and announces that he no longer cares about being an All-State tight end - he wants to “explore his sexuality.” Let your child near a book such as “Almost Perfect” by Brian Katcher, and, before you know it, Bobby Jr.
That kid is now a certified Friend of Dorothy. Say your 9th grader comes into contact with “Rainbow Boys” or “ All Boys Aren’t Blue” - boom, it’s all over.